Things not to say to your new boss....

[Biohazard]

that wouldn't seem so strange if demon worked in the porn industry as opposed to a bakery....

[demon138]

Originally posted by Biohazard:
that wouldn't seem so strange if demon worked in the porn industry as opposed to a bakery....

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">don't eat the cinnamon buns. or pretty much anything glazed.

[Biohazard]

gotcha.

[Tr3s]

Originally posted by Biohazard:
gotcha.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Which means...too late, dude.

[The Mighty Wolf]

Here's how I got burnt once!

I knock on the door, walk into my boss's office with a cocky smile and state the following. 'Hey Mister C, is that delicous cute blonde sitting in the lobby going to be my new assistant?'

With a firm face and suddenly flaming eyes, my boss replies with. 'No, I don't think so. She's my step daughter and she's only 15!'

[Andyman]

Originally posted by Chosen One:
Here's how I got burnt once!

I knock on the door, walk into my boss's office with a cocky smile and state the following. 'Hey Mister C, is that delicous cute blonde sitting in the lobby going to be my new assistant?'

With a firm face and suddenly flaming eyes, my boss replies with. 'No, I don't think so. She's my step daughter and she's only 15!'

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">LOL! How did damage control go?

[sculpey]

Well, what's the age of consent over there?

[The Mighty Wolf]

Originally posted by captain spazmatic:
Well, what's the age of consent over there?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was in Holland at that time, it's 14 for the girl if the guy is not older than 16!

[The Mighty Wolf]

Originally posted by Andyman:
LOL! How did damage control go?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Work load drastically increased for a few months, and gone were the Friday night drinks from his side.

I learnt very quickly the power of the boss over the employee. [img]frown.gif[/img]

[KillerKanuck]

I guess I'm lucky.
I can pull out my knife and pretend to stab my boss in the kidney, and he's OK with that.